Wednesday, 19 February 2014

Wednesday, Nineteenth

**If you want to know how to add tables JUST WAIT FOR MY HTML GUIDE. (it might take a while)**


HOMEWORK FOR FEBRUARY THE NINETEENTH

English and Literature 1. Do your Biology Assignment Draft One.
2. The direct / indirect speech worksheet. Finish it.
3. For that one random guy who has not submitted his English file SUBMIT IT TOMORROW, or dun dun dunnnnnn...
Mathematics and Arithmetic 1. Finish the worksheets Thum gave to you (Mock paper, WS 7.1, WS 7.2)
2. File?
Sciences Physics, Chemistry and Biology 1. Mock test tomorrow right after recess. DO NOT BE LATE for class.
2. For those who have not handed up their files try and hand them up to me by tomorrow.
3. Bring the rolling balls (lol) worksheet tomorrow.
Second Language - 华文 1. 听写练习一和二
2. 习字 — 完成生字和听写表
3. 星期一(24/2/2014)听写!
4. 继续做一大堆补充练习。提前做完。
5. 大拇指第四与第五页。
Social Studies and Singapore's History 1. Portfolio. Well...that's all!




Today's JOTDs and pranks!
1. Say IMDK赢 out, letter by letter.
Like this: I-M-D-K-YING

2. Play the following tricks on a friend:

YOU: "Is your palm bigger than your face?"
FRIEND: (replies in the negative) "I'm not falling for that..."
YOU: "Then let me help you!"
YOU: [Puts your palm on your friend's face and slaps that hand using your other hand.]

YOU: "Are your two fingernails bigger than your belly button?"
FRIEND: [Points two fingers at stomach, to see]
YOU: [Pushes your friend's hand inwards]
***A POKE!***

NOTE: DO NOT GIVE YOUR FRIEND TIME TO REACT.
YOU: Hello there, my name is 加加博士, today I'm going to give you a free hug.
YOU: [hugs your friend from behind and repeatedly pokes your friend's stomach]
***A POKE!***
***A POKE!***
***A POKE!***
***A POKE!***
***A POKE!***
***A POKE!***
***A POKE!***
...

And here is the HTML coding for BOTH tables! (Just in case you want to study them.)

<table align="center" border="2" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="2" style="width: 90%px;">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td align="center" colspan="2"><h3>
<span style="font-size: large;">HOMEWORK FOR FEBRUARY THE NINETEENTH</span></h3>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center" width="18%">English&nbsp;and Literature</td>
<td>1. Do your Biology Assignment Draft One.<br />
2. The direct / indirect speech worksheet. Finish it.<br />
3. For that one random guy who has not submitted his English file SUBMIT IT TOMORROW, or dun dun dunnnnnn...</td></tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">Mathematics&nbsp;and Arithmetic</td>
<td>1. Finish the worksheets Thum gave to you (Mock paper, WS 7.1, WS 7.2)<br />
2. File?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">Sciences Physics,&nbsp;Chemistry and&nbsp;Biology</td>
<td>1. Mock test tomorrow right after recess. DO NOT BE LATE for class.<br />
2. For those who have not handed up their files try and hand them up to me by tomorrow.<br />
3. Bring the rolling balls (lol) worksheet tomorrow.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">Second&nbsp;Language&nbsp;- 华文</td>
<td>1. 听写练习一和二<br />
2. 习字 — 完成生字和听写表<br />
3. 星期一(24/2/2014)听写!<br />
4. 继续做一大堆补充练习。提前做完。<br />
5. 大拇指第四与第五页。</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">Social&nbsp;Studies and&nbsp;Singapore's History</td>
<td>1. Portfolio. Well...that's all!</td>
</tr>
<tr>
</tr>
</tbody></table>
<br />
<table align="center" border="2" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="2" style="width: 90%px;">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td align="center" rowspan="3" valign="top" width="18%"><br />
<br />
<br />
Today's&nbsp;JOTDs and pranks!</td>
<td>1. Say IMDK赢 out, letter by letter.<br />
Like this: I-M-D-K-YING<br />
<br /></td></tr>
<tr><td>2. Play the following tricks on a friend:<br />
<br />
YOU: "Is your palm bigger than your face?"<br />
FRIEND: (replies in the negative) "I'm not falling for that..."<br />
YOU: "Then let me help you!"<br />
YOU: [Puts your palm on your friend's face and slaps that hand using your other hand.]<br />
<br />
YOU: "Are your two fingernails bigger than your belly button?"<br />
FRIEND: [Points two fingers at stomach, to see]<br />
YOU: [Pushes your friend's hand inwards]<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
<br />
NOTE: DO NOT GIVE YOUR FRIEND TIME TO REACT.<br />
YOU: Hello there, my name is 加加博士, today I'm going to give you a free hug.<br />
YOU: [hugs your friend from behind and repeatedly pokes your friend's stomach]<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
...</td>
</tr>
</tbody></table>

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