This post comprises mainly of the "interesting things" that I invariably discovered for myself.
HOMEWORK FOR FEBRUARY THE TWENTIETH | 
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| English and Literature | 1. Do your Biology Assignment Draft One. 
***NEWSPAPER BOY: BRIAN CHOON - UP NEXT!*** 
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| Mathematics and Arithmetic | 1. Finish the worksheets Thum gave to you (The 2013 & 2012 past year CTs) 2. File?  | 
| Sciences Physics, Chemistry and Biology | 1. Hand in Worksheet 3 to Lucas tomorrow. 2. For those who have not cleared their files try to do so tomorrow.  | 
| Second Language - 华文 | 1. 听写练习三和四! 2. 星期一(24/2/2014)听写! 3. 继续做一大堆补充练习。提前做完。 4. 大拇指第四与第五页。  | 
| Social Studies and Singapore's History | 1. Portfolio. Well...that's all! YAY :D | 
| Civics Moral Education (CME) | (CME) Finish the CME booklet movie film thingy that Mdm Mona gave you. (SL) For SL, the five people in Group 3 excluding Aidan, search for, and bring markers.  | 
...and that's it for the homework!
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
So...here's the prank list of the day!
| 1. Find a random friend of yours that is MALE. IMPORTANT: MALE. 2. Sing this song (Big big world): 
[CHORUS] You're a big big girl in a big big world 
It's not a big big thing if I leave you; 
But you do do feel that you do do will 
Miss me much...miss me much 
[VERSE 1] You can see the first leaves decaying 
It's all brown and stinky; 
It's so very cold inside, like the way you're defrosting outside 
[CHORUS REPEAT] You're a big big girl in a big big world 
It's not a big big thing if I leave you; 
But you do do feel that you do do will 
Miss me much...miss me much 
[VERSE 2] Outside it's now hailing 
And blood is oozing from your eyes 
Why did it have to happen 
Why did it all have to end 
[CHORUS REPEAT] You're a big big girl in a big big world 
It's not a big big thing if I leave you; 
But you do do feel that you do do will 
Miss me much...miss me much 
[VERSE 3] You have your arms around me, girl on fire; 
But when you open your eyes...I'm gone. 
[CHORUS REPEAT] You're a big big girl in a big big world 
It's not a big big thing if I leave you; 
But you do do feel that you do do will 
Miss me much...miss me much 
[CHORUS REPEAT] You're a big big girl in a big big world 
It's not a big big thing if I leave you; 
But you do do feel that you do do will 
Miss me much...miss me much 
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Play this prank on a friend that is easily tickled! 
YOU: Good morning sir, I am a Secondary Four student from Raffles' Institution, 
and I am conducting an investigation about 
the average hip bone sizes of students. Can you help me? YOU: Does the "resistance test" on your friend. (Puts your hand on friend's hip and keeps "rolling" the bone. Experimented with Anselm, and he says it REALLY hurts.)  | 
Say this to annoy your friends: 
YOU: 巫家坝,到了。请在此站自杀。自杀后 请马上去地狱。 上天堂的乘客请注意: 此巴士只开往地狱, 如果你想去天堂,请重新自杀一次。 上车的乘客请砍头,无头请投币心脏。 请往里走。 Nugget: "巫家坝" is the old airport for 昆明 in 云南.  | 
...and that's it for the post!
Wishing all of you a happy poking season!
You put 'biology' assignment, is that intended?
ReplyDeleteAnd also, the first and last jokes were kind of confusing and disappointing...
ReplyDeleteWell I did not put "JOTD" there. They were just intended as pranks.
DeleteYour comment is very disappointing as well, since I spent 40 minutes trying to put this up.
I see, thank you, I appreciate your effort.
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Deletewhat i meant was, skyelar would rofl because of the first song
DeletePlus none of you cared to question how I got my big text...
ReplyDeleteThat's nice of you david. Skylar please care about other people feelings.
DeleteYour pardon. Firstly, learn to spell my name properly, and secondly, you don't preach what you teach. Furthermore, I did not say it in a very hurtful manner, I tried to be as brief as I could in commenting. Anyway, sorry David.
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