JOTD

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A teacher wanted to test his students on historical facts. 

The teacher asked,"Once, someone asked Napolean Bonaparte for the meaning of the word 'impossible'. How do you think Napolean answered him?"

The nervous student looked at the teacher blankly as he knew nothing about history. He muttered something that the teacher could not hear him and asked him to speak louder.

The student plucked up courage and blurted out, "I don't know."

"Absolutely right!" the teacher exclaimed, "He said, I don't know because there is no such word in my vocabulary!"

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