Thursday, 20 February 2014

Thursday, Twentieth

This post comprises mainly of the "interesting things" that I invariably discovered for myself.



HOMEWORK FOR FEBRUARY THE TWENTIETH

English and Literature 1. Do your Biology Assignment Draft One.

***NEWSPAPER BOY: BRIAN CHOON - UP NEXT!***
Mathematics and Arithmetic 1. Finish the worksheets Thum gave to you (The 2013 & 2012 past year CTs)
2. File?
Sciences Physics, Chemistry and Biology 1. Hand in Worksheet 3 to Lucas tomorrow.
2. For those who have not cleared their files try to do so tomorrow.
Second Language - 华文 1. 听写练习三和四!
2. 星期一(24/2/2014)听写!
3. 继续做一大堆补充练习。提前做完。
4. 大拇指第四与第五页。
Social Studies and Singapore's History 1. Portfolio. Well...that's all! YAY :D
Civics Moral Education (CME) (CME) Finish the CME booklet movie film thingy that Mdm Mona gave you.
(SL) For SL, the five people in Group 3 excluding Aidan, search for, and bring markers.

...and that's it for the homework!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
So...here's the prank list of the day!


1. Find a random friend of yours that is MALE. IMPORTANT: MALE.
2. Sing this song (Big big world):

[CHORUS] You're a big big girl in a big big world
It's not a big big thing if I leave you;
But you do do feel that you do do will
Miss me much...miss me much

[VERSE 1] You can see the first leaves decaying
It's all brown and stinky;
It's so very cold inside, like the way you're defrosting outside

[CHORUS REPEAT] You're a big big girl in a big big world
It's not a big big thing if I leave you;
But you do do feel that you do do will
Miss me much...miss me much

[VERSE 2] Outside it's now hailing
And blood is oozing from your eyes
Why did it have to happen
Why did it all have to end

[CHORUS REPEAT] You're a big big girl in a big big world
It's not a big big thing if I leave you;
But you do do feel that you do do will
Miss me much...miss me much

[VERSE 3] You have your arms around me, girl on fire;
But when you open your eyes...I'm gone.

[CHORUS REPEAT] You're a big big girl in a big big world
It's not a big big thing if I leave you;
But you do do feel that you do do will
Miss me much...miss me much

[CHORUS REPEAT] You're a big big girl in a big big world
It's not a big big thing if I leave you;
But you do do feel that you do do will
Miss me much...miss me much
Play this prank on a friend that is easily tickled!

YOU: Good morning sir, I am a Secondary Four student from Raffles' Institution,
and I am conducting an investigation about
the average hip bone sizes of students. Can you help me?

YOU: Does the "resistance test" on your friend. (Puts your hand on friend's hip
and keeps "rolling" the bone. Experimented with Anselm, and
he says it REALLY hurts.)
Say this to annoy your friends:

YOU: 巫家坝,到了。请在此站自杀。自杀后
请马上去地狱。
上天堂的乘客请注意:
此巴士只开往地狱,

如果你想去天堂,请重新自杀一次。
上车的乘客请砍头,无头请投币心脏。
请往里走。



Nugget: "巫家坝" is the old airport for 昆明 in 云南.


...and that's it for the post!


Wishing all of you a happy poking season!


Wednesday, 19 February 2014

Wednesday, Nineteenth

**If you want to know how to add tables JUST WAIT FOR MY HTML GUIDE. (it might take a while)**


HOMEWORK FOR FEBRUARY THE NINETEENTH

English and Literature 1. Do your Biology Assignment Draft One.
2. The direct / indirect speech worksheet. Finish it.
3. For that one random guy who has not submitted his English file SUBMIT IT TOMORROW, or dun dun dunnnnnn...
Mathematics and Arithmetic 1. Finish the worksheets Thum gave to you (Mock paper, WS 7.1, WS 7.2)
2. File?
Sciences Physics, Chemistry and Biology 1. Mock test tomorrow right after recess. DO NOT BE LATE for class.
2. For those who have not handed up their files try and hand them up to me by tomorrow.
3. Bring the rolling balls (lol) worksheet tomorrow.
Second Language - 华文 1. 听写练习一和二
2. 习字 — 完成生字和听写表
3. 星期一(24/2/2014)听写!
4. 继续做一大堆补充练习。提前做完。
5. 大拇指第四与第五页。
Social Studies and Singapore's History 1. Portfolio. Well...that's all!




Today's JOTDs and pranks!
1. Say IMDK赢 out, letter by letter.
Like this: I-M-D-K-YING

2. Play the following tricks on a friend:

YOU: "Is your palm bigger than your face?"
FRIEND: (replies in the negative) "I'm not falling for that..."
YOU: "Then let me help you!"
YOU: [Puts your palm on your friend's face and slaps that hand using your other hand.]

YOU: "Are your two fingernails bigger than your belly button?"
FRIEND: [Points two fingers at stomach, to see]
YOU: [Pushes your friend's hand inwards]
***A POKE!***

NOTE: DO NOT GIVE YOUR FRIEND TIME TO REACT.
YOU: Hello there, my name is 加加博士, today I'm going to give you a free hug.
YOU: [hugs your friend from behind and repeatedly pokes your friend's stomach]
***A POKE!***
***A POKE!***
***A POKE!***
***A POKE!***
***A POKE!***
***A POKE!***
***A POKE!***
...

And here is the HTML coding for BOTH tables! (Just in case you want to study them.)

<table align="center" border="2" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="2" style="width: 90%px;">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td align="center" colspan="2"><h3>
<span style="font-size: large;">HOMEWORK FOR FEBRUARY THE NINETEENTH</span></h3>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center" width="18%">English&nbsp;and Literature</td>
<td>1. Do your Biology Assignment Draft One.<br />
2. The direct / indirect speech worksheet. Finish it.<br />
3. For that one random guy who has not submitted his English file SUBMIT IT TOMORROW, or dun dun dunnnnnn...</td></tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">Mathematics&nbsp;and Arithmetic</td>
<td>1. Finish the worksheets Thum gave to you (Mock paper, WS 7.1, WS 7.2)<br />
2. File?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">Sciences Physics,&nbsp;Chemistry and&nbsp;Biology</td>
<td>1. Mock test tomorrow right after recess. DO NOT BE LATE for class.<br />
2. For those who have not handed up their files try and hand them up to me by tomorrow.<br />
3. Bring the rolling balls (lol) worksheet tomorrow.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">Second&nbsp;Language&nbsp;- 华文</td>
<td>1. 听写练习一和二<br />
2. 习字 — 完成生字和听写表<br />
3. 星期一(24/2/2014)听写!<br />
4. 继续做一大堆补充练习。提前做完。<br />
5. 大拇指第四与第五页。</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">Social&nbsp;Studies and&nbsp;Singapore's History</td>
<td>1. Portfolio. Well...that's all!</td>
</tr>
<tr>
</tr>
</tbody></table>
<br />
<table align="center" border="2" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="2" style="width: 90%px;">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td align="center" rowspan="3" valign="top" width="18%"><br />
<br />
<br />
Today's&nbsp;JOTDs and pranks!</td>
<td>1. Say IMDK赢 out, letter by letter.<br />
Like this: I-M-D-K-YING<br />
<br /></td></tr>
<tr><td>2. Play the following tricks on a friend:<br />
<br />
YOU: "Is your palm bigger than your face?"<br />
FRIEND: (replies in the negative) "I'm not falling for that..."<br />
YOU: "Then let me help you!"<br />
YOU: [Puts your palm on your friend's face and slaps that hand using your other hand.]<br />
<br />
YOU: "Are your two fingernails bigger than your belly button?"<br />
FRIEND: [Points two fingers at stomach, to see]<br />
YOU: [Pushes your friend's hand inwards]<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
<br />
NOTE: DO NOT GIVE YOUR FRIEND TIME TO REACT.<br />
YOU: Hello there, my name is 加加博士, today I'm going to give you a free hug.<br />
YOU: [hugs your friend from behind and repeatedly pokes your friend's stomach]<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
...</td>
</tr>
</tbody></table>

Tuesday, 18 February 2014

Just for leisure time...童梦...CO Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTG0xu7jGtQ

soryy for late and not proper post :(

Pageviews by Countries

Graph of most popular countries among blog viewers
EntryPageviews
Singapore
734
United States
23
Germany
6
China
5
United Arab Emirates
4

ENGLISH:
NOTHING


CHINESE:
XI ZI


SCIENCE:
COMPLETE THE WORKSHEET ON THE BALL ROLLING DOWN THE SLOPE


MATHS:
mm zai si people complete ur worksheet
(thum scolding)

others complete the damn hard wksheet 


SS:
do your portfiolo and redo the haze worksheet

JOTD:
THUMS SCOLDING today:

mm zai si la ni ( hokkien + chinese) DAMN STUPID LE SO SLOW REALLY mm zai si (hokkien) GO DO AT BENCH LA GUN! GUN! LA  DAO XIAN ZAI HAI MM ZAI SI (chinese + hokkien) STUPID LE
AND REMEMBER TO HAND IN YOUR AA ASSIGNMENTS OR YOU WILL BE MM ZAI SI




Monday, 17 February 2014

Monday the seventeenth!

Note: I have explained in my "Concise Blog Guide" how to create custom tables in HTML. Please refer to that to avoid questions. If there is anything there I have not explained please post them in the comments section below.



Homework for Monday the Seventeenth!
English 1. Do your Draft 3 of your English composition, whether it is a reflection, a partial rewrite or full rewrite. DO NOT type out.
2. Bring 2 newspaper articles tomorrow that have dialogues / conversations in them. Highlight these dialogues / conversations.
Mathematics 1. Finish your Maths Alternative Assignment.
2. Worksheet 5.1 for those that have not handed up. (Tip for Question 4: Leave the two equilateral triangles intact. Move only one shape.)
Sciences 1. Re-file your stuff if you have got back your file.
2. Bring the worksheet about the rolling balls (Oops?) tomorrow.
3. For all who have forgotten / have not (I bet is zero) submitted the file, concept map or ERM 1 you may file it in straight into your file by tomorrow and submit.
华文 1. 活动本:做完第四课
2. 普通华文练习四:做完。
Social Studies and History
***BRING WHITEBOARD AND PUT IN LOCKER***
1. Finish your portfolio. That's all.
Reminders, forms and other stuff.
1. Supplementary on Wednesday and Thursday!
2. For all those curious to know, AMEC is NO longer being taught by Mr Tan but taught by another person. The schedule is not out yet.
3. Richard Lee is presenting his newspaper article tomorrow! After him is me...
4. Ask your parents to sign on the music sheet if you have not done so.
5. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Today's JOTD!
The answer to the last JOTD is: Your great-great-great-great-grandfather's DAUGHTER was killed.

Today's paradox!

The Sorites' paradox


ORIGINAL VERSION:


Consider a heap of sand, with 100,000,000 grains. 100,000,000 - 1 grains of sand still forms a heap of sand, right? 99,999,999 - 1 grains of sand still forms a heap of sand, right?

If this were to go on and on, we would be forced to assume that a heap of sand can be comprised of just 1 grain of sand, or even better, 0 grains of sand. (Well...1 - 1 grains of sand still forms a heap of sand, right?)

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---"(faints)

THUM & MATHEMATICS VERSION:


Consider an exam worth 100,000,000 marks. 100,000,000 marks is a very good score, right? 99,999,999 marks is a very good score, right? 99,999,998 marks is a very good score, right?

Well...what would Ms Thum say if you presented this paradox to her when you got back your results and said that 1 - 1 marks is STILL a very good score, right?

"GANA SAI AH NI! NI ZHE GE [PA! PA! PA! (broomstick on desk)]...NI GEI WO GUN CHU QU! [PA!] GUN! [PA!] GUUUUUUUUUNN! [PLONK PLONK PLONK (broomstick on head)]

CHUA BRINGS HELL & ENGLISH VERSION:


Consider a 100,000,000-word essay with 0 mistakes. 0 + 1 mistakes is very little right? 0 + 2 mistakes is still very little right?

Well, if you presented your English teacher with this paradox and said that 100,000,000 mistakes is very little?

He would say that you got all the words wrong and "wasn't that very little?" Then...[PA! PA! PA!]


Friday, 14 February 2014

HELP!!!

You can also take picture and send to this mobile number 97345633

HELP!!!!

I left my SS file in my locker and I need the guidelines for the portfolio! I ran back to school but the door of our classroom is locked!
Please send the guidelines to me by my email if u can (wongtjenkitjustin@gmail.com)
Tks

Friday the fourteenth!

HTNEETROUF EHT YADIRF ROF KROWEMOH

(why not thirteenth :( )

hslignE

noitatonnA of a documentary passage of a "random mad skier". Was posted in the New York Times...

scitamethaM

Worksheet 3.4, 2.4, 1.4, 4.0, 4.-1, 4.-2, 4.-3, 4.-4, 4.-5, 4.-6, 4.-7, 4.-8, 4.-9, 4.-10, 4.-11, 4.-12, 
4.-[CENSORED NUMBER]

ecneicS

File check on Monday. File in LLA worksheets given out to you.

ERMS 1 and 3 due on yadnoM. Details as follows:

ERM 1 - Do on any topic you want that is related on the topic of secrof. Submit only the noitcelfer.

ERM 3 - Draw/Design a concept map/mind map on the topic of secrof.

Remember to finish the skate park thingy.

文华

1. 四和三习练写听
2. 课四第完做本动活
3. 华文补充练习第三?第四?课。

seidutS laicoS

Finish your oiloftroP. Simple.

serdnimeR

All words in dlob are written laterally inverted, since today's the thirteenth (plus one) and a random "virus" got into the text.

Download the virus from below! >>>>
HIGHLIGHT ME! >>> Tip: Only go to Download 1. <<<< HIGHLIGHT ME!

DOWNLOAD 1                                                            MIRROR 1
DOWNLOAD 2                                                            MIRROR 2
DOWNLOAD 3                                                            MIRROR 3

DTOJ

Grandfather paradox

You go back in time to kill your grandfather. While you are there, you discovered that your grandfather had gone back in time to kill his own grandfather. You travel further back in time, only to see that your great-great-grandfather's house is empty because HE had gone to kill his grandfather. You travel even further back in time thinking that your grandfather had done the same, only to find that your great-great-great-great-grandfather's house is empty. There is a pool of blood on the ground, but you are not dead yet.

Who was killed in his house?

The answer will be given in the next post!


Thursday, 13 February 2014

Interestingly...

VIEWS FROM COUNTRIES

SINGAPORE: 709
UNITED STATES: 31
GERMANY : 5
CHINA: 10 (dafuq?)


UPDATED GMT+0:00 at 1.41 PM

DOGGY NOT IN NEED TODAY :)))

Richard. Next time only post if you're sure I'll never be going to the blog for that day...


EnGlIsH:
Do your corrections for MOCK(INGJAY) paper.
Do YoUr FiLiNg AnD GeT PaReNt SiGnAtUrE

Chinese:
HDB FLAT -
Option 1: Go to Storey Four and visit all the neighbours excluding the sea monster guy.
TRANSLATE: 做第四课,不包括第二个(关于深海动物的)理解问答。
Option 2: Go to Storey Four and invade ALL the neighbours.
TRANSLATE: 做完第四课。
Option 3: Reenact the Macdonald House Bombing. (HDB House Bombing?)
TRANSLATE: 做完活动本。
听写练习 (3 and 4)

Social Studies:
Go to LEARN&ASK and do reflection

ScIeNcE:
FiLe
ErMs:ReFleCtIoN
WoRkShEeT Two ClIcK LiNk HeRe >>>>>>> BEWARE OF VIRUSES ATTACHED: http://phet.colorado.edu/en/simulation/energy-skate-park

MaThS:
NOTHINGEEEEEEEEE (TOO LAZY TO DO THE CAPS THING)

JOTD:
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. 

One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"