Friday, Twenty-eighth

Since no one is posting. I'm too lazy to do the tables and other fancy stuff...researching on circles right now, so not much time.

English:

Biography assignment

Mathematics:

Alternative Assignment

Science:

3 ERMS + File

Chinese:

2013 Past Year Paper - Finish HCL

Finish all the Not Charging Face Wash.

Social Studies:

Portfolio.








P.S. For those who would like to know the HTML guide is coming along very fast although shapes are AN ABSOLUTE PAIN IN THE STOMACH to be doing.

JOTD

 UPDATE SECOND PART!!!!!

A teacher wanted to test his students on historical facts. 

The teacher asked,"Once, someone asked Napolean Bonaparte for the meaning of the word 'impossible'. How do you think Napolean answered him?"

The nervous student looked at the teacher blankly as he knew nothing about history. He muttered something that the teacher could not hear him and asked him to speak louder.

The student plucked up courage and blurted out, "I don't know."

"Absolutely right!" the teacher exclaimed, "He said, I don't know because there is no such word in my vocabulary!"

Special Gift, stay updated for more!!!!!

Thursday, 28th (2)

And now, for more "but wait there's more" other stuff...

SCIENCES

1. 3 ERMS
2. File check on Wk 10. Dat all.

TOO LAZY
Portfolio. Reading Comprehension for Chinese. Alive Moving Book - finish it. Chinese No Charge Face Wash Lesson 5 - finish it. Dat all.




Too lazy for anything else...

Thursday, 28th

Note: I was too lazy to do the table. So here it is, in text box form.

HOMEWORK FOR FEBRUARY THE TWENTY-EIGHTH

ENGLISH

1. Biography Write-up.
2. Past-year paper corrections due tomorrow.
3. Well...book reviews x2 due tomorrow.
4. Dat reported speech ws due tomorrow.

MATHEMATICS

1. The circle line thingy.
2. Alternative Assignment

Random Science Week 10: "Roles"

The following are the pre-CONFIRMED roles for Thursday, Week 10. Any changes must be made with me BEFORE 11:15 tomorrow.

Lava Lamp: SHIFT ONE 1. Joel Leong (9) 2. Aidan Lau (12) 3. Justin Wong (18) 4. Yap Ming Han (21) 5. Zheng Hong Yi (22)	PEOPLE VS PAPER (PVP): SHIFT ONE 1. Augustine Lee (1) 2. Chong Xin Wei (4) 3. Ivan Yap (8) 4. CooKee Jia Sheng (11) 5. Nathanael Ng (15) 6. Xavier Lien (20)
Lava Lamp: SHIFT TWO 1. Lucas Chua (6) 2. David Toh (7) 3. Richard Lee (Unlucky.) 4. Max Koh (14) 5. Skyelar Ng (16) 6. Verrell Tan (17) 7. John Wong Deumann (19)	PEOPLE VS PAPER (PVP): SHIFT TWO The "Four C-s:" 1. Brian Choon (2) 2. Russell Chee (3) 3. Darren Choo (5) 4. Jonas Chia (10)

26 FEB HOMEWORK

Home work

Chinese	Li jie wen da
Maths	PSLE BOOKLET!

I am too lazy for JOTD

No need for that! Just use MS Word and copy the table!!!!!

+David: The following is the code for the table: (rather complicated)

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 <tbody>
<tr>
  <td style="border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 225.4pt;" valign="top" width="301"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
Chinese<o:p></o:p></div>
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  <td style="border-left: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 225.4pt;" valign="top" width="301"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
Li jie wen da<o:p></o:p></div>
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Maths<o:p></o:p></div>
</td>
  <td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 225.4pt;" valign="top" width="301"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
PSLE BOOKLET!<o:p></o:p></div>
</td>
 </tr>
</tbody></table>

Tuesday the Twenty-fifth

So...here it begins!

HOMEWORK FOR FEBRUARY  THE TWENTY-FIFTH!
Anglais (Engalisha)	1. Biography OR Biology assignment. Due 10th of March for the first draft. (Biographie OU cession de biologie. 10 En raison de Mars pour le premier projet.) 2. For those who have not cleared their files please try and do so tomorrow. ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ALT14 ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
Mathématiques (Arithamatica)	1. Alternative Assignment. (Autre lè Devoir.) 2. The 2011 (???) Part 2 for those who have not done. 3. là CLANDESTINITÈ!
lè Chinois (Seconda Lingua)	1. 高级华文第一个理解问答。 2. 补充练习，给它 统统做完！
Sciences Sociales (Studies là Socialia)	1. PORTFOLIO!
là Connaissance (Science)	1. File check on Week 10. 2. 3 ERMS to complete. One on the Energy carte conceptuélle, and two on the vidéos Mdm Tu showed us (both URLs available on blog) 3. là CLANDESTINITÈ!
Autres (Others…)	1. Remember the CME booklet...

And now for other things, like...

P.S. My mouse is glitching out seriously right now.

So please forgive me if...

POEM OF THE DAY The Lady of Shalott: Fill in the blanks. And by the moon the reaper weary, Piling sheaves in uplands airy, Listening, whispers, " 'Tis the fairy Lady of Shalott." She knows not what the curse may be, And so she weaveth steadily, And little __________ hath she, The Lady of Shalott. All in the blue unclouded weather Thick-jewell'd shone the saddle-leather, The helmet and the helmet-feather _____________________________, As he rode down to Camelot. Out flew the web and floated wide, The mirror crack'd from side to side; "_____________________," cried The Lady of Shalott. "Who is this? And what is here?" And in the lighted palace near Died _____________________; And they crossed themselves for fear, All the Knights at Camelot; But Lancelot mused a little space He said, "She has a lovely face; God in his mercy ____________, The Lady of Shalott."

Next up, we have our Yo Mamma jokes coming up! No offense...

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT YO MAMA SO FAT HER PORTRAIT FELL OFF THE WALL YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE SURVIVED AN ATOMIC BOMB EXPLOSION FROM HER POLO SHIRT. YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE THREW A BOOMERANG IT WOULDN'T COME BACK. YO MAMA SO DRUNK SHE ASKED HER POP TO BUILD A HOT BATH ON MT VESUVIUS. YO MAMA SO BLIND SHE POURED A DROP OF CYANIDE INTO HER EYE (thinking it's eye-mo.) YO MAMA SO HUNGRY SHE ATE HER INTESTINES.

BTW this is our PAGE VIEWS over this month:

Pageviews by Countries Entry Pageviews Singapore 1919 United States 78 China 16 Germany 13 United Arab Emirates 4 Poland 3 Venezuela 1

David i thought u posting.... MONDAY THE 24TH

ENGLISH:
UHH FILE CHECK FOR THOSE WHO NOT CLEARED
BIOGRAPHY DAT IT

MATHSSS:
NOTHINGGGGG ASUMIN EVRYBDY DONE THEIR PAPWER

CHENISE:
CL AND HCL PAPWER  ONLY MCQ

SCIENCE:
UHH NOTHING........
ERMS BY WK TEN

SS:

CME AND THOSE WHO NEED TO BRING STUFF FOR OLD PEEPS

THATS ALL FOLKS

BUT

WAIT

THERES

MORE

jotd:

George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and George Bush are in a plane.

The pilot says that the passengers must lighten their load. so the three presidents decide to drop one item

George Washington drops a quarter

Abe Lincoln drops a penny

George Bush drops a grenade

When the presidents land, they find someone holding their head and cursing.

George Washington asks the man what's wrong.

"i was walking down the street when a quarter falls from the sky and hits my head!"

So the presidents continue down the road and find someone hopping on one foot, holding the other, cursing. Abe Lincoln asks "What happened?"

"i was standing on my porch barefoot when a penny falls from the sky and hits it!"

The presidents continue once more and find a young boy laughing hysterically.

George Bush asks "What's so funny?"

The boy replies "i farted and my house exploded!!!"

NO INSULTS

BUT WAIT

THERES 

MORE

NOT

Friday, 21st

HOMEWORK FOR FEBRUARY THE 21ST
English and Literature	1. The Biography assignment. 2. Go and play Freerice.com
Mathematics and Arithmetic	1. Any worksheet if you have not done so. 2. The Alternative Assignment
Sciences, Physics, Chemistry and Biology	1. Finish Vitamindz on Energy 2. Finish 3 ERMS on Energy by Week 10. More information on ASKnLearn page. Note: The link for the Bill Nye video on ASKnLearn does not work. Use the following link: Notice in 19:54 of the video the guy drops his banana flesh.
Common Second Language: Chinese	1. Do Alive Moving Book's Brother weighs Five Grams （活动本第五克）
Social Studies and the History of Singapore	1. Portfolio. DAT ALL.
Others	1. RE-member the CME thing.

Richard add JOTD :D
Recommended video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kgvhG3AkI#t=141






(LOL) I spent quite a long time trying to figure out the lyrics but failed miserably, can you help me?

All the leaves are brown

and the sky is grey

I've been for a walk on a winter's day;

I'd be _______ and ________ if I was ______________

California dreaming on such a winter's day...

Stepped into a church; I passed along the way

well I got down on my knees, and pretended to pray;

You know that ________ likes the cold he knows was I'm gonna stay.

California dreaming on such a winter's day...

(BLAH BLAH BLAH)

All the leaves are brown

and the sky is grey

I've been for a walk on a winter's day

If I __________________, I could leave today:

California dreaming on such a winter's day

(BLAH BLAH BLAH REPEAT BLAH BLAH BLAH REPEAT)

Thursday, Twentieth

This post comprises mainly of the "interesting things" that I invariably discovered for myself.

HOMEWORK FOR FEBRUARY THE TWENTIETH
English and Literature	1. Do your Biology Assignment Draft One. ***NEWSPAPER BOY: BRIAN CHOON - UP NEXT!***
Mathematics and Arithmetic	1. Finish the worksheets Thum gave to you (The 2013 & 2012 past year CTs) 2. File?
Sciences Physics, Chemistry and Biology	1. Hand in Worksheet 3 to Lucas tomorrow. 2. For those who have not cleared their files try to do so tomorrow.
Second Language - 华文	1. 听写练习三和四！ 2. 星期一（24/2/2014）听写！ 3. 继续做一大堆补充练习。提前做完。 4. 大拇指第四与第五页。
Social Studies and Singapore's History	1. Portfolio. Well...that's all! YAY :D
Civics Moral Education (CME)	(CME) Finish the CME booklet movie film thingy that Mdm Mona gave you. (SL) For SL, the five people in Group 3 excluding Aidan, search for, and bring markers.

...and that's it for the homework!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
So...here's the prank list of the day!

1. Find a random friend of yours that is MALE. IMPORTANT: MALE. 2. Sing this song (Big big world): [CHORUS] You're a big big girl in a big big world It's not a big big thing if I leave you; But you do do feel that you do do will Miss me much...miss me much [VERSE 1] You can see the first leaves decaying It's all brown and stinky; It's so very cold inside, like the way you're defrosting outside [CHORUS REPEAT] You're a big big girl in a big big world It's not a big big thing if I leave you; But you do do feel that you do do will Miss me much...miss me much [VERSE 2] Outside it's now hailing And blood is oozing from your eyes Why did it have to happen Why did it all have to end [CHORUS REPEAT] You're a big big girl in a big big world It's not a big big thing if I leave you; But you do do feel that you do do will Miss me much...miss me much [VERSE 3] You have your arms around me, girl on fire; But when you open your eyes...I'm gone. [CHORUS REPEAT] You're a big big girl in a big big world It's not a big big thing if I leave you; But you do do feel that you do do will Miss me much...miss me much [CHORUS REPEAT] You're a big big girl in a big big world It's not a big big thing if I leave you; But you do do feel that you do do will Miss me much...miss me much

Play this prank on a friend that is easily tickled! YOU: Good morning sir, I am a Secondary Four student from Raffles' Institution, and I am conducting an investigation about the average hip bone sizes of students. Can you help me? YOU: Does the "resistance test" on your friend. (Puts your hand on friend's hip and keeps "rolling" the bone. Experimented with Anselm, and he says it REALLY hurts.)

Say this to annoy your friends: YOU: 巫家坝，到了。请在此站自杀。自杀后 请马上去地狱。 上天堂的乘客请注意： 此巴士只开往地狱， 如果你想去天堂，请重新自杀一次。 上车的乘客请砍头，无头请投币心脏。 请往里走。 Nugget: "巫家坝" is the old airport for 昆明 in 云南.

...and that's it for the post!


Wishing all of you a happy poking season!

Wednesday, Nineteenth

**If you want to know how to add tables JUST WAIT FOR MY HTML GUIDE. (it might take a while)**

HOMEWORK FOR FEBRUARY THE NINETEENTH
English and Literature	1. Do your Biology Assignment Draft One. 2. The direct / indirect speech worksheet. Finish it. 3. For that one random guy who has not submitted his English file SUBMIT IT TOMORROW, or dun dun dunnnnnn...
Mathematics and Arithmetic	1. Finish the worksheets Thum gave to you (Mock paper, WS 7.1, WS 7.2) 2. File?
Sciences Physics, Chemistry and Biology	1. Mock test tomorrow right after recess. DO NOT BE LATE for class. 2. For those who have not handed up their files try and hand them up to me by tomorrow. 3. Bring the rolling balls (lol) worksheet tomorrow.
Second Language - 华文	1. 听写练习一和二 2. 习字 — 完成生字和听写表 3. 星期一（24/2/2014）听写！ 4. 继续做一大堆补充练习。提前做完。 5. 大拇指第四与第五页。
Social Studies and Singapore's History	1. Portfolio. Well...that's all!

Today's JOTDs and pranks!

1. Say IMDK赢 out, letter by letter. Like this: I-M-D-K-YING

2. Play the following tricks on a friend: YOU: "Is your palm bigger than your face?" FRIEND: (replies in the negative) "I'm not falling for that..." YOU: "Then let me help you!" YOU: [Puts your palm on your friend's face and slaps that hand using your other hand.] YOU: "Are your two fingernails bigger than your belly button?" FRIEND: [Points two fingers at stomach, to see] YOU: [Pushes your friend's hand inwards] ***A POKE!*** NOTE: DO NOT GIVE YOUR FRIEND TIME TO REACT. YOU: Hello there, my name is 加加博士, today I'm going to give you a free hug. YOU: [hugs your friend from behind and repeatedly pokes your friend's stomach] ***A POKE!*** ***A POKE!*** ***A POKE!*** ***A POKE!*** ***A POKE!*** ***A POKE!*** ***A POKE!*** ...

And here is the HTML coding for BOTH tables! (Just in case you want to study them.)

<table align="center" border="2" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="2" style="width: 90%px;">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td align="center" colspan="2"><h3>
<span style="font-size: large;">HOMEWORK FOR FEBRUARY THE NINETEENTH</span></h3>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center" width="18%">English&nbsp;and Literature</td>
<td>1. Do your Biology Assignment Draft One.<br />
2. The direct / indirect speech worksheet. Finish it.<br />
3. For that one random guy who has not submitted his English file SUBMIT IT TOMORROW, or dun dun dunnnnnn...</td></tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">Mathematics&nbsp;and Arithmetic</td>
<td>1. Finish the worksheets Thum gave to you (Mock paper, WS 7.1, WS 7.2)<br />
2. File?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">Sciences Physics,&nbsp;Chemistry and&nbsp;Biology</td>
<td>1. Mock test tomorrow right after recess. DO NOT BE LATE for class.<br />
2. For those who have not handed up their files try and hand them up to me by tomorrow.<br />
3. Bring the rolling balls (lol) worksheet tomorrow.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">Second&nbsp;Language&nbsp;- 华文</td>
<td>1. 听写练习一和二<br />
2. 习字 — 完成生字和听写表<br />
3. 星期一（24/2/2014）听写！<br />
4. 继续做一大堆补充练习。提前做完。<br />
5. 大拇指第四与第五页。</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">Social&nbsp;Studies and&nbsp;Singapore's History</td>
<td>1. Portfolio. Well...that's all!</td>
</tr>
<tr>
</tr>
</tbody></table>
<br />
<table align="center" border="2" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="2" style="width: 90%px;">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td align="center" rowspan="3" valign="top" width="18%"><br />
<br />
<br />
Today's&nbsp;JOTDs and pranks!</td>
<td>1. Say IMDK赢 out, letter by letter.<br />
Like this: I-M-D-K-YING<br />
<br /></td></tr>
<tr><td>2. Play the following tricks on a friend:<br />
<br />
YOU: "Is your palm bigger than your face?"<br />
FRIEND: (replies in the negative) "I'm not falling for that..."<br />
YOU: "Then let me help you!"<br />
YOU: [Puts your palm on your friend's face and slaps that hand using your other hand.]<br />
<br />
YOU: "Are your two fingernails bigger than your belly button?"<br />
FRIEND: [Points two fingers at stomach, to see]<br />
YOU: [Pushes your friend's hand inwards]<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
<br />
NOTE: DO NOT GIVE YOUR FRIEND TIME TO REACT.<br />
YOU: Hello there, my name is 加加博士, today I'm going to give you a free hug.<br />
YOU: [hugs your friend from behind and repeatedly pokes your friend's stomach]<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
***A POKE!***<br />
...</td>
</tr>
</tbody></table>

Just for leisure time...童梦...CO Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTG0xu7jGtQ

soryy for late and not proper post :(

Pageviews by Countries Entry Pageviews Singapore 734 United States 23 Germany 6 China 5 United Arab Emirates 4

ENGLISH:
NOTHING


CHINESE:
XI ZI


SCIENCE:
COMPLETE THE WORKSHEET ON THE BALL ROLLING DOWN THE SLOPE


MATHS:
mm zai si people complete ur worksheet
(thum scolding)

others complete the damn hard wksheet 


SS:
do your portfiolo and redo the haze worksheet

JOTD:
THUMS SCOLDING today:

mm zai si la ni ( hokkien + chinese) DAMN STUPID LE SO SLOW REALLY mm zai si (hokkien) GO DO AT BENCH LA GUN! GUN! LA  DAO XIAN ZAI HAI MM ZAI SI (chinese + hokkien) STUPID LE
AND REMEMBER TO HAND IN YOUR AA ASSIGNMENTS OR YOU WILL BE MM ZAI SI